puzzling queries of life!

If nothing else, life definitely has an extra dose of question and answer till you hit 40 after which the active-peeping hormonal dabs seem to understand the red signal finally. Not that I am chastening others. I am as snoopy as these fellows, just smart enough to keep my mouth shut on some occasions(Well, most of the time  ). Though the barricade level of the poll pattern gets higher as one proceeds up in the age-ladder till its time for the person to do-on the helmet of the quiz master himself, us young mortals standing with trembling fuzzy legs on the cliff of teenage-hood aren’t spared either. 

Well,humans are social beings. So for the unfeasible cause of social well-being, we say stuffs we really don’t mean. Such has been the case for me in current times. A number of times what I say, isn’t really what I mean to say.Here are some of the horrible examples:

1. Do you have a boyfriend? (I disfavor the terminology.)

Me: Depends on whom you categorize as a boyfriend. No I have ten male consorts whom I replace every week!

2. What are you planning to do after college?

Me: I intend to get married after giving advertisement  in the matrimonial or allowing my originators to bribe a male thing into marrying me and then shall be  purely concerned with knitting,cooking and  sewing!

3. Why do you want to study mathematics and not Physics honours?

Me: Oh it’s very easy. See, I am too good in Physics and I know everything so I needn’t study that. I am studying mathematics to far-off  logicalize myself so that I can enthuse the bribed folks who’ll be my in-laws.

4. How are the boys in your college? (Sleazy grin).

Me: What? Where? This is a co-ed institution? I didn’t notice.

5.You look so cute!

Me:Thank god you said that. I am using thousands of beauty products. Does it show? Pretty please tell me. I’ll be soooo happy!

6. What do you want to become in life?

Me: An possessor of a male harem with men wearing sparse clothes. I’ll throw one rupee notes as they shall dance like Rakhi Sawant.

7. Have you studied for the exam?

Me:Yes,Of course. And I am expecting nothing less than 100 percent in the result. See,I am so great.

8.A ‘big boned’ male friend:Do you think I’m Fat?

Me:You look perfect dear! By the way, let’s order low calorie salad today.

9. The best one of the lot: Why do you orkut?

Me: Hmm. I see. Hmm.

10.Fellow hard-hearted social animal: You are so thin.

Me: I know .You opened my eyes . I have those comical mirrors at home that make the thin look fat and…..Oh look at those adipose on you!

Concerning many other questions that are thrown at me,the answers in my observance are unquestionably censored stuff. By the way this does not imply that I don’t fall victim to asking these questions to others myself.

P.S: If this has hurt the sentiments of certain fellow beings, let me tell you that I did not intend to, and I can’t help if you are as sensitive as me. Go, enjoy being low.