Do not scoff at me, point at me and laugh (well you are free to do that ‘coz i wont care two pence because I’m used to it .) I’ll make ‘Bengali new year resolutions and vow to keep them. The KKR team may actually win a match this edition, Suhel Seth and Mamata Banerjee might have a passionate, doting relationship but my resolutions will not be broken!
1. I will not warn my friends that Coffee House’s coffee renders men impotent. I will especially not say this ‘coz my only evidence is a college street’s local crazy dog who might have been purposively made impotent so that the cafe’s owner could route all his (I mean the dog’s 
) sexual letdown towards the ones who play cards in the iconic C’House !
) sexual letdown towards the ones who play cards in the iconic C’House !2. I will certainly not pipe dream about a certain professor ; I will not sit the first bench in his class and brainstorm if he looks better in stripes or checks, black or blue. It is offensive, blasphemous, indecent…but oh he is soooo….ok, SORRY!
3.I will try to summon into mind the names of all my friends’ boyfriends even if they substitute on a weekly or monthly basis. I will not mess up get-togethers by calling someone’s present boyfriend by their previous’s name. If two of best friends share one guy, I will try and admire their spirit of giving . Boy friends telling their girls choose between career, family and me …girls choosing the later with pride, sindoor mangalsutra style…I will not poke fun at these situations anymore.
4. I will not have chips. Every time fries cajole me with their smell and crunchy touch I will try to see in the mind’s eye the ocean of oil they have been drenched in.
There are piles of things that I need to do…like lose weight, write *substantial* blogs, delete Orkut account permanently ( snigger not you foul creatures ) , read good articles like Garfield and Calvin_Hobbes and quote them in fair places and get through life without falling into gutters in every second step. So heres to the end of a year and to the beginning of another worthless year
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